KARRAR NAZIM

KARRARNAZIM/COPYRIGHT

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LISTEN

1. I Own This. Not You.

See all these shiny buttons and pretty colors? They belong to Karrar. If you thought they belonged to the Jews or your grandmother, you thought wrong. Go eat a banana.

2. The Strokes Did It First

Yes, it looks like The Strokes' website. It’s called an "homage," which is a fancy word for "I liked their vibe so I borrowed it."

I know Julian Casablancas, and he certainly doesn't know I exist. Don't sue me; I'm just a fan with a keyboard and too much free time.

3. The Noisy Boxes (Audio)

The music player has sounds in it. If you press play, noise comes out. Magic, right?

These tracks are just here to show off that I can make a play button work. Go buy the actual albums if you have any money left.

4. Pictures and Pretty Things

Everything here is either:

Something I birthed from my own brain.
Free stuff I found on the floor of the internet.
Memes I’ve mutilated beyond recognition.

5. (The Code)

The JavaScript here is basically dark magic. If you try to copy-paste the whole thing, your computer might actually grow a hand and slap you. It’s held together by duct tape, and my waning patience for people like you.

6. Sharing is Caring (But Don't Be a Jerk)

What you can do:

Look at it with your human eyes.
Steal a little bit of my code or content, just put some little thing like "THE GREAT KARRAR NAZIM MADE THIS" in big, bold letters and next to your site name. If you don't credit me, I'll know. I'm under your bed.

What will make me cry/sue:

Trying to sell my work to buy more bananas.
Pretending you're the genius behind this masterpiece.

7. Talk to the Boss

If you want to use this for something big, ask me nicely. Use small words so I don't get confused.

Last time I touched this: February

(Now go play outside, the screen time is rotting your brain.)

KARRARNAZIM/ABOUT

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About me

Who the Hell Am I? idk cool What I Actually Do My So-Called Projects Wanna Talk?

1. Who Is This Guy?

I'm Karrar. I live somewhere between "too online" and "please close the laptop." Born, presumably. Current status: existing somewhere on the internet. This is my corner of it. Don't track mud in.

2. So What Do You Even Do?

Websites. I build them.

when I have an idea, I turn it into a thing that lives on screens. Rinse. Repeat. This is my life now.

3. The Projects (A Few Survived)

I've made some things. Some of them were on purpose.

Some of it works.
Some of it works most of the time.
One thing I'm not bringing up again.

Click around if you're feeling adventurous.

4. Why Would You Contact Me?

I don't know. You tell me.

If you have an actual reason, a project, a question, something real, the form is right there. Use it. If you just want to say "hey" into the void, I get it. I do that too sometimes.